Capturing nostalgic mid-century style with a sharp, funny message, this card is ideal for anyone embracing aging with humor and grace.
Anne Taintor Birthday Cards Catalog
Anne Taintor Birthday Cards bring a witty twist to vintage charm, blending mid-century retro art with sharp, playful humor. These cards don’t just celebrate birthdays—they set the perfect tone for cheeky sarcasm and nostalgic fun. Each design pops with vibrant colors and iconic pin-up style, making every message both memorable and mischievous. If you love a card that’s equal parts clever and colorful, Anne Taintor delivers a fresh dose of sass wrapped in timeless style.
Top Anne Taintor Birthday Cards
Anne Taintor Birthday Card – “Old Enough to Know Better… Too Young to Give a Rat’s Ass”
This classic card delivers a perfect blend of cheeky humor and vintage charm, making it a favorite for milestone birthdays.
Anne Taintor Birthday Card – “Someone Has to Set a Bad Example”
A playful, sassy card that celebrates those who proudly break the rules with a witty message and retro-inspired design.
Bold, brash, and brilliantly retro—Anne Taintor’s greeting cards are where vintage charm meets wicked wit.
Product Categories
Birthday Cards
Bring laughter to any celebration with Anne Taintor’s iconic birthday cards, combining sassy humor and mid-century flair to deliver cheeky messages with unforgettable style.
Everyday Greeting Cards
Whether it’s a note of encouragement or a sarcastic pick-me-up, these everyday cards feature timeless designs and razor-sharp one-liners that hit just the right tone—every single time.
Specialty & Seasonal Cards
From holidays to those “just because” moments, these cards make every occasion hilariously memorable with bold artwork and commentary that never goes out of style.
Customer Reviews
Jenna Whitmore
“I bought three Anne Taintor birthday cards last month for my girlfriends, and they were a massive hit. The retro artwork took them straight back to old magazine ads, but it was the hilariously sarcastic messages that stole the show. One said, ‘Old enough to know better… too young to give a rat’s ass,’ and we still quote it weeks later. The cardstock is thick, the colors vibrant, and the vibe is just unapologetically fun. These cards aren’t just greetings—they’re mood lifters.”
Marcus Delgado
“I stumbled on Anne Taintor’s collection while shopping for a funny card for my sister’s 40th, and I’m now officially hooked. The blend of vintage glam and sharp humor is genius. It’s like giving someone a little piece of art with a punchline. The card I chose came with vegetable-based ink and FSC-certified stock—sustainability and sarcasm? Sign me up. I’ve already ordered more for the holidays!”
Diane Flanders
“I’ve used Anne Taintor cards for years, and they never disappoint. I run a boutique and keep a rotating selection in stock—customers love them. The style is instantly recognizable, and the writing is smart, not cheesy. One customer even told me it was the funniest card they’ve ever received. Plus, the quality is excellent. No flimsy paper here—just bold designs and a whole lot of sass.”
Anne Taintor FAQ
What size are Anne Taintor birthday cards?
Most Anne Taintor birthday cards measure 4.25″ x 5.5″ and come with a matching envelope, making them easy to mail or gift.
Are the cards blank inside for personal messages?
Yes, the inside of Anne Taintor cards is typically blank or lightly decorated, providing plenty of space for handwritten notes.
What materials are used for these cards?
Anne Taintor cards are printed on high-quality cardstock, often using FSC-certified uncoated stock and vegetable-based inks for eco-friendly production.
Where can I buy Anne Taintor cards?
You can purchase these cards from various online retailers such as Boston International, ShopAtArtworks, Fridgedoor, and select specialty boutiques.
Can I find seasonal or holiday cards from Anne Taintor?
Yes, besides birthday cards, Anne Taintor offers specialty and seasonal greeting cards featuring the same witty, retro style.
How much do Anne Taintor cards typically cost?
Prices generally range around $5.49 per card, depending on the retailer and specific design.
Are Anne Taintor cards suitable for all ages?
While the humor is often cheeky and sarcastic, the cards are popular with adults who appreciate vintage aesthetics and witty messages.